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avatar MassZge 24 day.ago

Don't hate me for this

I took my kids on a night out for fun... as we was leaving they are jumping around excited I say looms like u guys had a ball... They stop and stared at me straight faced.... EVERY ONE DID DAD YOU TOOK US BOWLING

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